
Stan learns that Francine was engaged to another man before she met him, and tracks the guy down to size him up. Meanwhile, Steve can’t stay away from a schizophrenic cat that literally has nine lives.
Bullock makes Stan his « No. 1 » at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the « No. 1 » babysitter for Bullock’s baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the kid because his wife’s been kidnapped by ...
Roger plays detective to track down a case of what he suspects is identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon Says.
It’s Roger’s 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve’s impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.
Francine is out of town, giving Roger an opportunity to host spring break at the Smith house for visiting college students, one of whom becomes the straying Stan’s « spring-break buddy. » Meanwhile, cable music-channel ...
After almost dying in a car crash, Stan decides that he must do something important with his life, so he digs for the gold he claims Iran-Contra figure Oliver North buried beneath his house. Meanwhile, Roger poses as a ...
After outing himself as an alien, Roger (in disguise) finagles his way into being appointed the CIA’s chief alien hunter to take advantage of a lavish expense account–while coming up just short in attempts to ...
Stan hunts for an ex-KGB agent but can’t find him–until he moves in next door. And Steve is building a rocket for a school science project, but can’t get it to work–until he gets some help from his new ...
Francine wants Stan to open up emotionally, and after a few sessions with « pretend psychiatrist » Roger, he’s more touchy-feely than she can handle. Meanwhile, Hayley kills the queen bee from Steve’s science ...
When Stan’s mom gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support, which he willingly provides (yet again). Francine, feeling threatened, seeks to loosen this umbilical cord, with Roger’s ...
A James Bond spoof casts Stan as a 007-type agent assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set of a movie producer named TchochkieSchmear (Klaus), who’s in cahoots with the diabolical villain Tearjerker (Roger). Their ...
Stan and Francine give the constantly nasty Roger an ultimatum: Be nice or ship out. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play truth or dare, and Steve decides to become a backup dancer.
Stan dies on Christmas Eve while trying to find a perfect Christmas tree, then wreaks havoc in heaven (and limbo) trying to return to Earth to save his family–who were dragged along on his quest–from freezing to ...
Terry and Greg, the Smiths’ gay neighbors, want to have a baby, and Francine offers to be their surrogate. Not surprisingly, Stan objects. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play a practical joke on Klaus, who vows revenge.
Although Stan is a veteran CIA agent, it turns out that he has never killed anyone, so three of his buddies from the agency (and Roger) take him out so he can bag his « first kill. »
Stan, who had Hayley brainwashed because he wanted her to be a sleeper CIA agent, activates her and orders her to marry a senator’s son. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve decide to open a detective agency like the ones in the ...
Stan seeks out Francine’s birth parents because her visiting adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don’t annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.
Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who’s like him in every way but one–he’s an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do. Meanwhile, Steve is accepted into wizardry school.
After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service–as a meter maid. Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one ...
Francine demands that Stan take the family on a vacation after she learns all of their previous vacations never actually happened: The CIA had planted artificial memories of the « vacations » in their brains so Stan could ...
Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.
After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.
When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don’t think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live ...
After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, ...