
Steve and Stan, who don’t have much in common, try to bond on a road trip to Albuquerque in search of a pair of the distinctive DeLorean doors to complete a car that Stan has been building. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and ...
Stan is kidnapped in Colombia, but the real trouble begins after he’s released and returns home. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo « Wheels and the Legman. »
Steve and his friends sabotage a stuck-up kid’s bar mitzvah after the kid hits on Steve’s girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot is wrongly accused of stealing the kid’s bar-mitzvah money, his own bar mitzvah is ...
Steve connects with his ne’er-do-well paternal grandfather, whom Stan despises for many reasons, not the least of which is that he never taught him to ride a bike. Meanwhile, Hayley must find an internship quickly, so ...
When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart–the Homeowner’s Association.
When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan and Steve become smugglers. Meanwhile, Klaus gets word that he has received an inheritance but can’t collect it because the CIA has turned him into a fish.
The Smiths catch Roger spending time with another family–and it turns out that he has been a family « cheater » for decades.
Stan is ecstatic–and energetic–when a coworker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night.
When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh ...
Stan emcees a CIA telethon to raise funds for the agency’s torture budget after Congress slashed it. But Roger is out to sabotage it because Stan stole the idea for it from him.
Hayley goes on a rampage after her boyfriend breaks up with her, but she calms down when she begins dating Stan’s CIA body double, Bill. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger get jobs separating male and female chicks at a ...
Steve plots revenge after girlfriend Debbie loses a very dirty election for class president. But it backfires badly.
Stan learns that Francine was engaged to another man before she met him, and tracks the guy down to size him up. Meanwhile, Steve can’t stay away from a schizophrenic cat that literally has nine lives.
Bullock makes Stan his « No. 1 » at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the « No. 1 » babysitter for Bullock’s baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the kid because his wife’s been kidnapped by ...
Roger plays detective to track down a case of what he suspects is identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon Says.
It’s Roger’s 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve’s impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.
Francine is out of town, giving Roger an opportunity to host spring break at the Smith house for visiting college students, one of whom becomes the straying Stan’s « spring-break buddy. » Meanwhile, cable music-channel ...
After almost dying in a car crash, Stan decides that he must do something important with his life, so he digs for the gold he claims Iran-Contra figure Oliver North buried beneath his house. Meanwhile, Roger poses as a ...
After outing himself as an alien, Roger (in disguise) finagles his way into being appointed the CIA’s chief alien hunter to take advantage of a lavish expense account–while coming up just short in attempts to ...
Stan hunts for an ex-KGB agent but can’t find him–until he moves in next door. And Steve is building a rocket for a school science project, but can’t get it to work–until he gets some help from his new ...
Francine wants Stan to open up emotionally, and after a few sessions with « pretend psychiatrist » Roger, he’s more touchy-feely than she can handle. Meanwhile, Hayley kills the queen bee from Steve’s science ...
When Stan’s mom gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support, which he willingly provides (yet again). Francine, feeling threatened, seeks to loosen this umbilical cord, with Roger’s ...
A James Bond spoof casts Stan as a 007-type agent assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set of a movie producer named TchochkieSchmear (Klaus), who’s in cahoots with the diabolical villain Tearjerker (Roger). Their ...
Stan and Francine give the constantly nasty Roger an ultimatum: Be nice or ship out. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play truth or dare, and Steve decides to become a backup dancer.